How Pokemons Are Actually Us – Pokemon Beauty Woes

August 11, 2016

 

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So recently, PokemonGo is the one thing nobody can stop talking about – or playing. While some of us have quit Facebook to get away from the madness, the majority of us just want to catch them all.

 

As I was playing PokemonGo in bed – I can reach about two Pokestops from there – I realised just how much we resemble one another. I mean, just take a look at these.

 

1. When you’ve got your lip liner drawn on perfectly, Kylie-style:

Bellsprout Pokemon

 

2. When you’ve just got your hair makeover (can’t touch this):

Oddish Pokemon

 

3. When Sephora announces they’re having a new product launch:

Haunter Pokemon

 

4. When you say, “I need to save money,” but spend $200 at the beauty store:

Psyduck Pokemon

 

5. When you’re lining up to get that new lip kit:

Gastly Pokemon

 

6. When someone else gets the last eyeshadow palette just before you:

Magikarp Pokemon

 

7. When bae tells you to hurry up when you’re doing your makeup:

Raticate Pokemon

 

8. When someone else has screwed up her makeup – just like you:

Grimer Pokemon

 

9. When your compact drops and shatters:

Exeggcute Pokemon

 

10. When all you want to do is stay in bed all day:

Metapod Pokemon

 

11. When it’s the day before pay day and you’re walking through Sephora like:

Tentacool Pokemon

 

12. When your romantic makeup look is on fleek:

Goldeen Pokemon

 

13. When you’ve applied your eyeliner perfectly:

Eevee Pokemon

 

14. When you feel hot as ever but still need to get some exercise done:

Charmander Pokemon

 

15. When your all of your makeup is perfect and you can’t risk touching it:

Starmie Pokemon

 

16. When you’re too lazy to draw your brows:

Slowpoke Pokemon

 

17. When you’re trying to get bae to buy you something from DFS:

Poliwag Pokemon

 

18. When he/she agrees:

Horsea Pokemon

 

19. When you wake up in the morning after getting dead drunk all night:

Tangela Pokemon

 

20. When you’re all dressed up and feel like unicorn royalty:

Seaking Pokemon

 

21. When bae didn’t notice you cut your hair:

Geodude Pokemon

 

22. When you’ve yet to get your morning coffee:

Pinsir Pokemon

 

23. When your mascara runs out and you hope nobody notices:

Kabuto Pokemon

 

That’s all the funny Pokemons I’ve caught so far. As you might be able to tell, I haven’t really been active in catching or evolving them. They are still cute to collect though. Anyhow, if you haven’t, do follow me on Facebook and Instagram for more updates. I mean, I did catch a real-life squirtle after all.

 

A photo posted by Roxanne Chia (@theskinnyscout) on


 

Go catch them all,

Roxanne

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